Jan. 10th, 2011

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Okay, none of you are allowed to judge me for this question:
 
Narwhals exist, right?
 
Only, I've just discovered that Roomie truly believes that they don't.  And I'm trying to tell her that they sort of actually *do* but she thinks they're, like, a conspiracy theory or something.  I thought she was joking at first.  But she's *isn't*.  

Then I pointed her in the direction of the internet, because narwhals have their own wikipedia entry, so they *have* to be real and she got all crazy and paranoid, accused me of being "with them" (i.e. scientists, National Geograpic, David Suzuki, polar bears, Photoshop), out to get her with my crazy "whalecorn" theories. 
 
Then she locked herself in our bathroom with her cats and a roll of tinfoil to make the hats. 
 
Okay, she maybe didn't do that, but it would have been the next logical step in her methodology considering how violently she refuted my claim that no, narwhals *aren't* actually a huge governement lie meant to distract people from who really killed JFK.
 
 

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