Mar. 21st, 2011

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The following is why my Platonic Life Partner is my Platonic Life Partner.
 
AT LULU LEMON IN THE EATON CENTRE
 
PLP:  ::picks up random item::  Oh!  It's on sale!  It wasn't on sale last week! ::cue rapturous delight::
 
Me:  What is it?
 
PLP:  A bag!  See?
 
Me:  It...is that a fanny pack?  Because it looks like a fanny pack to me.
 
PLP:  ::horrified::  Lulu Lemon does NOT make fanny packs.  It's a purse, see?!?!  ::draps it over shoulder::
 
Me:  Nope.  Looks like you're trying to turn a fanny pack into a purse and failing horribly.
 
PLP:  It's....No!
 
Me:  Yes.  See?  ::puts fanny pack on around waist::
 
PLP:  But...but, see?  They use a seat belt buckle for the strap!  That's cool, right?
 
Me:  ::nonplussed::  I don't care if they used unicorn hair and the happiness of children for a strap.  I'm not letting you buy a...::checks price tag::...$34.00 fanny pack.  And that's on *sale*.  God, I mean, really?!?!
 
PLP::  ::pouts::
 
Me:  And don't think I don't know that face.  If you're thinking of a sneak purchase while my back is turned, don't.  I'd tackle you before you got to the register.
 
PLP:  ::sigh:: Fiiiine.
 
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, AT SPRING
 
Me:  ::picks up pair of shoes::  Oooh!  I like you!  ::covets::
 
PLP:  It...is that velcro?
 
Me:  ::notices and pouts at the not one, but three velcro straps::  You're enjoying this aren't you.
 
PLP:  ::glees::  Immensely.  ::stares me down until I put the shoe back on the shelf::
 
Me:  Fine.  But only because velcro is the fanny pack of footware.
 
PLP:  This is why my husband will always have to share me with you.

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